So, because of the upcoming presidential election many people are asking me the question, “Mr. Genericapathy, I trust your political prowess when it comes to choosing the perfect president. I would normally surrender my voting rights to you, but seeing as that is unconstitutional, I want to ask you, ‘who would you vote for?’”
And I’ll tell you right now. Obama doesn’t have our best interests at heart. Nor does Ron Paul or any of the other republicans.
My vote is for Vermin Supreme.
